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Saturday, July 26, 2003
 
ddfbjlee: how 'bout you?
ddfbjlee: what are you doing?
BurninStud: fighting the forces of evil
ddfbjlee: ah, just as i expected
BurninStud: giving hugs to criminals
BurninStud: not drugs
ddfbjlee: hugs not drugs
ddfbjlee: cute
ddfbjlee: you should be a politician
BurninStud: uh, but you don't know, I already am
BurninStud: run kevin for president of soda hall
ddfbjlee: ah. i'd vote for you.
BurninStud: hugs, not votes.

haha ... that Kevin ... it's strange, but he doesn't seem so ... so ... repulsive after three months away from him ... :-D

atta boy
-bj

 
oooooooh man. surf girl marathon. :-P ... i'm pooped ... too much surfing for one day ... i always get a good kick out of reality tv shows ... that and "dexter's lab" ...

so ... there are new weebl and bob avatars, but i don't know how to copy them over to my blog using my internet browser ... for some reason, i can't find where the pictures' addresses are ... there's no option to see that when i right click ... hmmm ... but i shall figure it out! i'm a smart boy! make that a smart man! yes! i am a man, formerly a boy! that i am, that i am.

so i rode in our new car for the first time today ... we've had it for three weeks or so and today was the first time riding in it ... pretty roomy ... lots of neat bells and whistles ... i have to drive it sometime, though ... you can change the volume and switch cd tracks from the steering wheel ... pretty sweet. there's also a thermostat to control the temp in the car ... wowzers.

open up the heavens, open up the sky
-bj

 
so the other day was the day i went from being a boy to a man. not only did i utterly destroy a spider, i squished his little friend, too. two spiders in one day. and i didn't even have to ask my sisters to kill them for me. yup. mr. manly man. that's me.

waltzing matilda
-bj

Friday, July 25, 2003
 
being e-mail list moderator is kinda annoying. i sure get a lot of funky e-mails because certain e-mail addresses don't exist. hmmmm ...

i went to target yesterday. they have cool apartment stuff there. i've decided that it would be nice to have an infinite amount of money. i think that would be nice.

and i'll get to scotland before ye!
-bj

Wednesday, July 23, 2003
 
Edit to the last post:

yay! I was wrong! the semester starts on the 19th, but instruction doesn't begin until the 25th! i'm kinda hoping i actually get called up this time for jury duty ... it would be an exciting glimpse into the legal process ... still, i've had my 2nd jury duty before most of my friends have had their first ... :-/

wanna get down with your rock and roll
-bj

 
whelp ... guess who has jury duty? again. MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

actually, it's not that exciting ... it conflicts with school ... i think. august 19th ... ack ... maybe i'll just hope i don't get called up. if that's the first day of school, i can ask for people to sit in my classes for me ... booooo, no fun, though ...

drift away
-bj

Tuesday, July 22, 2003
 
whoa ... purple polar bear

don't worry if it's not good enough
-bj

 
i'm getting pretty good at making omlettes ... almost as good as dorm omlettes! ahaha ... mine look better, but don't taste as good. hmmm ...

i see london, i see france
-bj

Monday, July 21, 2003
 
Have you heard this joke? I've heard it two or three years ago and I still think it's hysterical! (it's not the stick joke, either) Well, this isn't really a joke, but more of a psychological quiz ...

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a "professional.......well...we will see if you get them right or wrong:)

ANSWERS are given at the end. The questions are NOT that difficult.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the door.
Correct Answer: Open the refirgerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant, and close the door. This tests your ability to think through previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. This tests your memory.

OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true ability.

4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference. This tests whether you learn from your mistakes.

just to live one day out there
-bj

 
i have a joke for you all. what do you get when you turn an elephant into a cat? give up? c'mon ... you get a cat!!! :-D

so i helped my mom make stew today ... actually, i only peeled carrots and potatoes. i cut mushrooms, too ... i'm all set for the REAL WORLD, now! :-D

up and above the clouds, the only way to fly
-bj

 
so last week i started a goal of doing situps, pushups, and resistance training ... i started off doing sets of twenty ... twenty situps, twenty pushups, twenty weight-pull-thingies with my resistance rope ... i slowly worked my way up. yesterday i hit 400 situps! (not in a row ... in a span of about two to three hours). i'm now doing sets of 40. i did about 300 pushups yesterday ... i'm not quite up to par with those yet. anyhoo ... i have a goal of reaching 1000 pushups/situps by the end of this summer ... HOOTHOOT!

with their voices soft as thunder
-bj

Sunday, July 20, 2003
 
wow ... i saw mr. chang at evening service today ... he grew his hair out. he says that his girlfriend thought his buzz cutt looked to nazi-ish. :-D ... anyhoo, he says he's gonna paint houses and tutor for a while ... i wish him the best of luck.

we'll be holding on forever
-bj

 
ugh ... my little sister ... ugh. i don't know why i read her blog ... most of the time it just irritates me ...

anyhoo, in my defense (for those of you who read her blog), she was watching golf. i asked her if i could change the channel. she didn't say anything. i changed the channel ... now she goes and says how mean i am in her blog ... give me a break. that girl complains too much. most of the time all she has to say is ... "had chinese food, hated it ... my mom bought me clothes ... hated it ... my mom cut my hair ... hated it" ... ugh ... no more looking at her blog for me.

anyway. anna, if you're reading this, just my two cents ... i say go for AP LIT! :-D ... (netscape won't let me post comments on your blog) ... you never know what you wanna do for your major. i thought i wanted to do engineering, but i found that i didn't like it ... you may switch, and ap lit would help you out should you switch to a humanities major ... but only take it if you can manage the course load ... i dunno ...

it's all about saving grace
-bj